Opinions? One Liners? Quotes? Hilarity? Wits?

I have been page all these one-liners for a short time. I do not be aware of what to call each. As I presume, Wits are said and not expressed. In this confusion and due to lack of edcuation, I call these one-liners.

• I don't believe in philosophies being appropriate, right, accurate and applicable every one life, since I myself am getting a philosopher.












• Criticisms make me feel happy that i'm worthy of it it also makes me feel downcast that I doubt I'm not worthy of what You're doing.












• The world's strongest emotions be given the tendency of ruling even anyone on the planet but and also of perishing themselves.












• One is rich when one has a lot of money but nothing to spend for that is certainly the meaning of to become rich.












• The difference between stress and depression is that often, hair grows enormously whilst depression and falls promptly during stress.












• In quarry past relationships, the ends were always above the starts.












• What is philosophy in a literal sense?












• The most interesting connected with a cricket match, of choice my mother, is case ceremony.












• Sex is adolescent mystery; A baby's quest; A married's appropriate; Or perhaps a married's rite.












• Very often my girlfriend and that i forget all differences in that case start to have newbie differences.












• Expecting a bed of roses is a lot like expecting an equivalent get some sleep of thorns.












• My brain is a thing; It works like an account kinda something.












• Being famous or genius is there to being liked or terrifying by people never being forgotten ever.












• Why do not theres a "no news" day? If that is observed, yesterday would definitely be lost, today would be you'll find nothing and tomorrow would be some thing on newspapers, "No headers day observed yesterday".












• Women both of them are possessive even about possessiveness. They thought it was only for themselves. How frequently will you men get possessive, they claim, "You are suspecting me".












• I really do not reveal what I skim; But, I like to reveal that I read.












• Why is just who is gonna die afraid of the one who has already died?












• Freedom is never measured; but practiced liberty is measured freedom












• From the sublime under the ridiculous is nothing but a pace.












• I do despite thrillers because the ones I suspect aint the killers.












• Introduction in a book is just that is always boring while the reader always skips.












• A silver lining inside of cloud is the sun's hard work shine beyond the obstruction resulting from the clouds.

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